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I don’t want to – I don’t have to – You can’t make me – I am retired!

Retirement only means it is time for a new adventure!

It’s Monday … but it’s O.K.!

 If you have a garden and library you have everything you need – welcome to the retirement!

 I’m retired, but I work part-time: spoiling my grand kids!

 I’m going to retire and live off my savings. What I’ll do the second day, I have no idea.

I am not old – I’m a recycled teenager!

Retirement – taking all the meaning out of weekends!

I’m RETIRED – I was tired yesterday and I’m tired today!

Retirement – A six month vacation, twice a year.

 

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Funny retirement wishes #2

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You are retired – say good buy to tension, say hello to pension!

Get ready to attend many seminars all gathered around one sweet topic – Sleeping!

You know that feeling in Sunday morning – getting up whenever you want and doing whatever you want. Well, get used to it, every day is now Sunday.

Prepare yourself for spending some serious money on golf balls! Welcome to retirement!

Working day start when you were young, now it ended. You can live as young again!

There is no wasting time in retirement. All you do is aimed to fulfill one goal – to act as retiree.

If you ever wondered how it is being fired – now you will have chance to see it in practice. Although, you are going to be paid for testing this feeling.

 

Retirement can be compared as going out in Las Vegas – the goal is to enjoy in fullest, but no so fully that you run out of money.

 

Now you can relax and enjoy in doing nothing – you won’t have a pressure that somebody will catch you.

 

I wish you happy retirement and long time until you retire from it.

 

Retirement is great for relaxing, enjoying, finding peace in yourself – unless you grab that awful golf stick!

 

Retirement is that day when you get back from work and say to your wife: “Hey honey, I’m home – forever!”

 

Retirement – all bosses are really generous when it comes to this time off.

 

When it comes to retirement everyone of us becomes a little magicians – spending a lot of time without spending a lot of money.

 

Retirement is the only time you get promoted in a boss without increase in your salary. But being your boss has one huge advantage – working hours are organized by you.

Retirement is great for one thing – you are enough decrepit that you could choose for what you are capable of and for what you are not.

Don’t bother with occasional heart attacks – feel free and young in your retirement.

There is one thing each one of us would love to do before quitting the job – retire!

 

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Funny retirement wishes #1

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Welcome to the period of life when going to the bed is followed by a little three hour sleep on sofa before you actually go to bed – Happy retirement !

How do you call someone who loves his job and refuses to retire? Crazy! Thanks for showing that you are not – Happy retirement!

Welcome to the never ending coffee break – welcome to the retirement! Congratulations!

 Being a pensioner is just like work – you don’t do anything. The only difference is that being a pensioner you don’t have to be scared of getting caught.

 From now on you would never get the day off – Happy retirement!

 Glad you started thinking about your retirement before your boss – you made a great decision! Happy retirement!

Happy that you didn’t start retirement long before you stopped working – appreciate your hard-working! Happy retirement, your colleagues!


Retirement is when you stop living at work and begin working at living! Happy retirement!

From now on you are starting a life where every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day! Happy retirement!

Welcome to the period of life when time is no longer money! Happy retirement!

You’ve been challenged to find ways on how to spend time without spending money! Welcome to the retirement!

From now on never drink coffee at lunch! It will keep you awake in the afternoon! Happy retirement!


This is a period of your life which is very similar being out of school for the summer. The only difference is that the summer never ends! Happy retirement!

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.

The time is come for you to switch the bosses – from the one who hired you to the one who married you! Happy retirement!

 

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