Funny retirement wishes #1

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Funny retirement wishes collection #1

 

 

Welcome to the period of life when going to the bed is followed by a little three hour sleep on sofa before you actually go to bed – Happy retirement !

How do you call someone who loves his job and refuses to retire? Crazy! Thanks for showing that you are not – Happy retirement!

Welcome to the never ending coffee break – welcome to the retirement! Congratulations!

 Being a pensioner is just like work – you don’t do anything. The only difference is that being a pensioner you don’t have to be scared of getting caught.

 From now on you would never get the day off – Happy retirement!

 Glad you started thinking about your retirement before your boss – you made a great decision! Happy retirement!

Happy that you didn’t start retirement long before you stopped working – appreciate your hard-working! Happy retirement, your colleagues!


Retirement is when you stop living at work and begin working at living! Happy retirement!

From now on you are starting a life where every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day! Happy retirement!

Welcome to the period of life when time is no longer money! Happy retirement!

You’ve been challenged to find ways on how to spend time without spending money! Welcome to the retirement!

From now on never drink coffee at lunch! It will keep you awake in the afternoon! Happy retirement!


This is a period of your life which is very similar being out of school for the summer. The only difference is that the summer never ends! Happy retirement!

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.

The time is come for you to switch the bosses – from the one who hired you to the one who married you! Happy retirement!

 

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Funny retirement wishes collection #1

 

 

Welcome to the period of life when going to the bed is followed by a little three hour sleep on sofa before you actually go to bed – Happy retirement !

How do you call someone who loves his job and refuses to retire? Crazy! Thanks for showing that you are not – Happy retirement!

Welcome to the never ending coffee break – welcome to the retirement! Congratulations!

 Being a pensioner is just like work – you don’t do anything. The only difference is that being a pensioner you don’t have to be scared of getting caught.

 From now on you would never get the day off – Happy retirement!

 Glad you started thinking about your retirement before your boss – you made a great decision! Happy retirement!

Happy that you didn’t start retirement long before you stopped working – appreciate your hard-working! Happy retirement, your colleagues!


Retirement is when you stop living at work and begin working at living! Happy retirement!

From now on you are starting a life where every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day! Happy retirement!

Welcome to the period of life when time is no longer money! Happy retirement!

You’ve been challenged to find ways on how to spend time without spending money! Welcome to the retirement!

From now on never drink coffee at lunch! It will keep you awake in the afternoon! Happy retirement!


This is a period of your life which is very similar being out of school for the summer. The only difference is that the summer never ends! Happy retirement!

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.

The time is come for you to switch the bosses – from the one who hired you to the one who married you! Happy retirement!

 

Click here to see our retirement gift recommendations!

 

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