Funny retirement wishes #2

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Funny retirement wishes #2

 

 

You are retired – say good buy to tension, say hello to pension!

Get ready to attend many seminars all gathered around one sweet topic – Sleeping!

You know that feeling in Sunday morning – getting up whenever you want and doing whatever you want. Well, get used to it, every day is now Sunday.

Prepare yourself for spending some serious money on golf balls! Welcome to retirement!

Working day start when you were young, now it ended. You can live as young again!

There is no wasting time in retirement. All you do is aimed to fulfill one goal – to act as retiree.

If you ever wondered how it is being fired – now you will have chance to see it in practice. Although, you are going to be paid for testing this feeling.

 

Retirement can be compared as going out in Las Vegas – the goal is to enjoy in fullest, but no so fully that you run out of money.

 

Now you can relax and enjoy in doing nothing – you won’t have a pressure that somebody will catch you.

 

I wish you happy retirement and long time until you retire from it.

 

Retirement is great for relaxing, enjoying, finding peace in yourself – unless you grab that awful golf stick!

 

Retirement is that day when you get back from work and say to your wife: “Hey honey, I’m home – forever!”

 

Retirement – all bosses are really generous when it comes to this time off.

 

When it comes to retirement everyone of us becomes a little magicians – spending a lot of time without spending a lot of money.

 

Retirement is the only time you get promoted in a boss without increase in your salary. But being your boss has one huge advantage – working hours are organized by you.

Retirement is great for one thing – you are enough decrepit that you could choose for what you are capable of and for what you are not.

Don’t bother with occasional heart attacks – feel free and young in your retirement.

There is one thing each one of us would love to do before quitting the job – retire!

 

Click here to see our retirement gift recommendations!

 

Funny retirement wishes #2

 

 

You are retired – say good buy to tension, say hello to pension!

Get ready to attend many seminars all gathered around one sweet topic – Sleeping!

You know that feeling in Sunday morning – getting up whenever you want and doing whatever you want. Well, get used to it, every day is now Sunday.

Prepare yourself for spending some serious money on golf balls! Welcome to retirement!

Working day start when you were young, now it ended. You can live as young again!

There is no wasting time in retirement. All you do is aimed to fulfill one goal – to act as retiree.

If you ever wondered how it is being fired – now you will have chance to see it in practice. Although, you are going to be paid for testing this feeling.

 

Retirement can be compared as going out in Las Vegas – the goal is to enjoy in fullest, but no so fully that you run out of money.

 

Now you can relax and enjoy in doing nothing – you won’t have a pressure that somebody will catch you.

 

I wish you happy retirement and long time until you retire from it.

 

Retirement is great for relaxing, enjoying, finding peace in yourself – unless you grab that awful golf stick!

 

Retirement is that day when you get back from work and say to your wife: “Hey honey, I’m home – forever!”

 

Retirement – all bosses are really generous when it comes to this time off.

 

When it comes to retirement everyone of us becomes a little magicians – spending a lot of time without spending a lot of money.

 

Retirement is the only time you get promoted in a boss without increase in your salary. But being your boss has one huge advantage – working hours are organized by you.

Retirement is great for one thing – you are enough decrepit that you could choose for what you are capable of and for what you are not.

Don’t bother with occasional heart attacks – feel free and young in your retirement.

There is one thing each one of us would love to do before quitting the job – retire!

 

Click here to see our retirement gift recommendations!

 

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