Funny retirement wishes #3

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Funny retirement wishes collection #3

 

I don’t want to – I don’t have to – You can’t make me – I am retired!

Retirement only means it is time for a new adventure!

It’s Monday … but it’s O.K.!

 If you have a garden and library you have everything you need – welcome to the retirement!

 I’m retired, but I work part-time: spoiling my grand kids!

 I’m going to retire and live off my savings. What I’ll do the second day, I have no idea.

I am not old – I’m a recycled teenager!

Retirement – taking all the meaning out of weekends!

I’m RETIRED – I was tired yesterday and I’m tired today!

Retirement – A six month vacation, twice a year.

 

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Funny retirement wishes collection #3

 

I don’t want to – I don’t have to – You can’t make me – I am retired!

Retirement only means it is time for a new adventure!

It’s Monday … but it’s O.K.!

 If you have a garden and library you have everything you need – welcome to the retirement!

 I’m retired, but I work part-time: spoiling my grand kids!

 I’m going to retire and live off my savings. What I’ll do the second day, I have no idea.

I am not old – I’m a recycled teenager!

Retirement – taking all the meaning out of weekends!

I’m RETIRED – I was tired yesterday and I’m tired today!

Retirement – A six month vacation, twice a year.

 

Click here to see our retirement gift recommendations!

 

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